THREE LINE TALES
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photo by Cathal Mac an Bheatha via Unsplash
CRASH VICTIM MISSING
Crash victim missing.
Butcher quality meat sale.
Hospital troubled.
or
NOT A VEGATEREAN
Long time since I ate meat, must pop in and see what’s on offer.
Shop was crowed, which I was hoping for, didn’t want to be spotted by my brother the owner, to late, he shouts out, “Your usual Tom”. I rushed to the counter, paid, stuffed the flagon of blood in my bag and left with a ultra high frequency squeak!
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© Mick E Talbot 2017/66
Three Line Tales
You did well 🙂
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Thank you.
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Gross
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So sorry, it is only fiction though. 🙂 😉
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I like both of these, Mick; both made me laugh. Though the first one made me laugh in a macabre sort of way 🙂
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Thanks Jane.
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Well done.
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Thank you, appreciated.
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Reminds me of the butcher’s shop in ‘League of Gentlemen’ …
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Not a movie fan, any chance on an elaboration? Many thanks for the comment though.
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English black comedy series, thoroughly recommended …
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