There was a man from Lincoln
Who couldn’t stop from blinking
Started wearing an eye pad
It made him feel glad
Now looks like he’s always winking.
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There are many poet on Word Press,
Who write many a word to address,
Bad human actions,
Natures reactions
Or do they just want to impress?
~~~
Of governments who tend to forget,
It is to late acting based on regret.
Actions with no thought
Their public’s distraught
Elections, new visions, don’t you bet!
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Oh there was a young lady called Liz.
Who could not mind her own biz
No I’m only joking
Laughing, I’m choking
For I bet as a friend she’s a wiz!
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Once knew a young lass called Judy
She was in the police always on duty
But when she was off
She was just a bit posh
But very good at twerkin her booty
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just in case there’s a bit of an ado
that Judy, don’t sue for it wasn’t you
she was really a Mary
she worked in a dairy
but good at twerkin her booty too
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© Mick E Talbot 2017/66
Love it!!! I used to write naughty ones; this did remind me. Thank you.
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Yeah me too, 🙂 Used to, along with my army buddie, singing them as individuals the everybody singing a chorus of “That was a lovely song, sing us another one, just like the other one, sing us another one do”,
Oh there was a young lady called Liz.
Who could not mind her own biz
No I’m only joking
Laughing, I’m choking
For I bet as a friend your a wiz!
Now all together…
That was a lovely song, sing us another one, just like the other one, sing us another one do.
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Hah!! Thank you. I’m blushing and shushing and waiting for more. LOL
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Well Liz Bronx beyond borders
Your commands are my orders
So just for you my dear
I write showing no fear
Running from my cell and my warders
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Oh I do love a limerick! These are great Mick 🙂
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Many thanks Judy
Once knew a young lass called Judy
She was in the police always on duty
But when she was off
She was just a bit posh
But very good at twerkin her booty
just in case there’s a bit of an ado
that Judy, don’t sue for it wasn’t you
she was really a Mary
she worked in a dairy
but good at twerkin her booty too
A limerick or 6
Mick
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HaHA! I LOVE these. Thank you 🙂
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Truly my pleaser 🙂
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